Profile
Lizard Burger is one of our most polarizing exotics — a savory-umami nose with a cured-meat funk that connoisseurs love and newcomers sometimes find off-putting. The terp profile is caryophyllene-dominant with heavy humulene support, producing that gas-and-funk signature. Effects are unambiguously couch-lock when dosed conservatively, so this is a niche cultivar for buyers who want maximum body. The trichome coverage is heavy enough that 1g pulls a noticeable amber sheen across the bud surface. exotic-tier when grown right, but only flowers cleanly in our Portland house — outdoor or sub-par indoor batches will lose the back-end funk and read flat.
Nose
- Savory umami
- Heavy gas
- Cured-meat funk
Effects
- Couch-lock potential
- Body-heavy
- Connoisseur niche
